so madly in love with this woman, fuck errrrrbody!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: smokingwiththedog)

1 week ago -

61

That was funny but I dont like you so im not reblogging it

(Source: jakeforjesus, via thehoodlumchronicles)

1 week ago -

9146

Tim Burton:	So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
Johnny Depp:	Yes.

2 weeks ago -

66563

8 years old:	oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old:	WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

2 weeks ago -

62506

fucking awesome

(via tongue-fuck)

3 weeks ago -

13343

when your boyfriends phone goes off

(Source: nochurchinthewild, via iamliterallyperfect)

3 weeks ago -

146

No you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

myyyyyy motha fuckin life

(Source: barrowmans, via iissammisosa)

3 weeks ago -

60379

iissammisosa asked: Trying to get an idea of some of the people I'll be going to school with next year. I thought your page was awesome so i decided to message you...

Oh okay, what school?

3 weeks ago